Dear Laurie...

Thank you for my antlers... I have never been so humiliated in my life. I promptly chew all the stuffing out of them.
-Love KieferNow do you feel my pain??
But in all reality, thanks for remembering me.

Kaye and Dave:

Thank you for my big cuddly new bed, I put it right by my heater and I havn't moved.
-love kiefer

A real gem...

Todays Albany Police Reports:

Missing marijuana
A man reported on Christmas Eve that some of his medical marijuana had been stolen.
The man told police that he thought a ¼ ounce of marijuana and possibly two rolled joints were missing.
He also said it was possible that he had smoked the missing marijuana.

Charlies Rhythm and Brews

This new coffee shop opened up behind my work. I feel ultra Oregonian drinking coffee in a shop and blogging. Anyways the coffee shop is pretty rad. You should check it out. It has wireless which I enjoy. And music. Theres a little stage. Although one morning I came in and they definitely had the C act up at 8:30 on a weekday morning. Seriously, these two guys on a guitar and banjo, literally stopped in the middle of the song because they were playing in different keys...
but anyways...its hopping most of the time and the music usually doesn't suck I'm assuming. I have only been in once on a friday night, but thats when the A acts are up. Seriously Casey, you need to play here!
heres me enjoying Charlies:Okay, so I look a little scared.... oh well... off I go to work. Come buy something.

Officially On Break!

YAY! just sent in my final paper and I'm ready to party!
(by party I mean clean the poor house that I've neglected this term)
heres a photo of me sending in my final essay.
and no, I don't shower to do homework so deal with it.

Police Reports

So I have this strange obsession where I love to read the police reports in the local newspaper. Its strange because it's not like I know anyone in Albany or Linn county, so its not like I'm looking for people I know. It's just every once in a while it pays off with great hilarity! Yesterday was one of those days:

LEBANON POLICE

Crash — Police responded at 11:57 a.m. Tuesday to a three-vehicle collision at W. Airport Road and S. Santiam Highway. No one was injured.

Snake call — A woman living in the 900 block of Hiatt Street called police at 5 a.m. Tuesday, saying she thought there was a snake in her bed. The woman's husband said she was dreaming. The bed was checked and no snake was found.


I do have some pretty strange dreams, so that could be me one day, so I tried not to laugh tooo hard...

101, I gotta say this is not much fun.

More like "449, gotta say this is not much fun..." but that doesn't rhyme.
dang finals.One more cup to make it through.
Three more hours to go till the paper's due.
One more page, is all I need.
Eyes so red I think they're gonna bleed.
Quarter past 5 take it on back to my house.
I feel fine.
101.
I gotta say this is not much fun.
I used to think that I was wrong.
Found out I was right.
All along.
Ride my bike through the rain.
Was my studying, all in vain?
I turn my work in on time.
Professor Brown said I did just fine.
Quarter past 3 take it on back to my house.
I did fine.